03/23/11 - The Endless

March 23rd, 2011, 10:55 pm

Rori, March 23rd, 2011, 11:00 pm

Why can't I just send you my cover letter, resume and portfolio? Then, if I left shit out, you'd know I was a dumbass.

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Plume, March 23rd, 2011, 11:15 pm

AMEN to this! Ugh, job hunting is a nightmare.

reverendjack, March 24th, 2011, 12:39 am

you have stolen a pen from a previous workplace.

a) strongly agree
b) agree
c) neither
d) disagree
e) strongly disagree
f) somehow they just end up in my pocket

London-Smyth, March 24th, 2011, 1:15 am

lol@ reverendjack!

NO kidding. Don't ever apply to Michael's Crafts because their "morality test" takes like 40 minutes to complete and they ask crap just like that. Also, "I think it's OK to smoke weed while on the job. It's only driving heavy machinery, what could it hurt?" If you answer "strongly agree", you're a moron.

HOWEVER... The "You have stolen a pen" question could be a trick... maybe they know that everyone has probably stolen a pen from work and they'll know that you're lying if you say "no way".

Yeah... I kinda over think stuff sometimes.

The_Hankerchief, March 24th, 2011, 2:03 am

I am happy to announce that after searching for a job since last September, I finally got one!....in Alaska.

Sad that I have to travel over 1,500 miles just to get a job, huh?

shi, March 24th, 2011, 3:52 am

Online applications really are the worst! 40 minutes, yeah right!

Thanks for entertaining me :)

glikeuwannab, March 24th, 2011, 6:55 am

Great work

Levla (Guest), March 24th, 2011, 5:49 pm

I know exactly how you feel. I hate it when they make you upload your resume, and then ask you all the questions you have already answered on your resume.

scorcha, March 27th, 2011, 12:11 am


Do NOT make me convert my painstakingly designed pdf resume into word. It is blasphemy, and kills my soul.

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