NO kidding. Don't ever apply to Michael's Crafts because their "morality test" takes like 40 minutes to complete and they ask crap just like that. Also, "I think it's OK to smoke weed while on the job. It's only driving heavy machinery, what could it hurt?" If you answer "strongly agree", you're a moron.
HOWEVER... The "You have stolen a pen" question could be a trick... maybe they know that everyone has probably stolen a pen from work and they'll know that you're lying if you say "no way".