03/23/11 - The Endless

23 Mar 2011 10:55 pm
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Rori, 23 Mar 2011 11:00 pm

Why can't I just send you my cover letter, resume and portfolio? Then, if I left shit out, you'd know I was a dumbass.

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Plume, 23 Mar 2011 11:15 pm

AMEN to this! Ugh, job hunting is a nightmare.

reverendjack, 24 Mar 2011 12:39 am

you have stolen a pen from a previous workplace.

a) strongly agree
b) agree
c) neither
d) disagree
e) strongly disagree
f) somehow they just end up in my pocket

London-Smyth, 24 Mar 2011 01:15 am

lol@ reverendjack!

NO kidding. Don't ever apply to Michael's Crafts because their "morality test" takes like 40 minutes to complete and they ask crap just like that. Also, "I think it's OK to smoke weed while on the job. It's only driving heavy machinery, what could it hurt?" If you answer "strongly agree", you're a moron.

HOWEVER... The "You have stolen a pen" question could be a trick... maybe they know that everyone has probably stolen a pen from work and they'll know that you're lying if you say "no way".

Yeah... I kinda over think stuff sometimes.

The_Hankerchief, 24 Mar 2011 02:03 am

I am happy to announce that after searching for a job since last September, I finally got one!....in Alaska.

Sad that I have to travel over 1,500 miles just to get a job, huh?

shi, 24 Mar 2011 03:52 am

Online applications really are the worst! 40 minutes, yeah right!

Thanks for entertaining me :)

glikeuwannab, 24 Mar 2011 06:55 am

Great work

Levla (Guest), 24 Mar 2011 05:49 pm

I know exactly how you feel. I hate it when they make you upload your resume, and then ask you all the questions you have already answered on your resume.

scorcha, 27 Mar 2011 12:11 am


Do NOT make me convert my painstakingly designed pdf resume into word. It is blasphemy, and kills my soul.

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