i don't think they are as clumsy flying as cicada are. cicada are like flying bumper cars.
if you really want a scare, check out the cicada killer wasp. they're enormous and fly as clumsy as cicada do. have one bump into you and freak out as they're bigger than hornets. fortunately they're pretty harmless to people.
I've heard of Love Bugs, sounds both hilarious and disgusting. I've never heard of Maple Bugs though, they sound tasty ;)
Cicadas are pretty drunk too, but the sheer amount of June bugs I see stuck on their backs or falling off things (wings, guys, use them) make them the drunkest of all bugs (in my backyard). I welcome submissions of other drunk bug videos, because if they aren't in my hair, it's pretty funny.
The Love Bugs were awful when I left school this year! And all I could think of when these things are flying around, smashing into cars, smashing into you, crawling on you, etc. was "BUG SEX. EVERYWHERE. AHHHHHHHHHH"