Funny you should mention squirrels in today's strip, I got a squirrel high by accident today. It sat in this tree, unable to move for as long as I was out on the roof. I felt kinda bad, it was really out of it, and I worried that it would fall out of the tree. Maybe squirrels wouldn't be such assholes if they were high all the time.
I once woke up in the middle of winter to one of those fuckers on my bedroom window screen. I'd made the mistake of putting the suet cake feeder right outside the window, thinking it would be cool to wake up to the birds all winter.