08/12/11 - Squirrels Are Assholes

August 12th, 2011, 10:55 pm

Rori, August 12th, 2011, 10:46 pm

This is what I imagines happens. I need a cage for my tomatoes if I ever want any :(

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Antitime, August 12th, 2011, 11:02 pm

Funny you should mention squirrels in today's strip, I got a squirrel high by accident today. It sat in this tree, unable to move for as long as I was out on the roof. I felt kinda bad, it was really out of it, and I worried that it would fall out of the tree. Maybe squirrels wouldn't be such assholes if they were high all the time.

Cannetella, August 12th, 2011, 11:03 pm

This is very true.
The little buggers are always haunting my garden!

Kiela, August 13th, 2011, 3:21 am

We have the same problem! Two of our tomato plants were raided to bits :(
I just wish my fat cat was active enough to get his bum out there and hunt em down -_-

RO3Kelly (Guest), August 13th, 2011, 8:23 am

Love how the squirrel flips you off while simultaneously shitting on your table :D

GabrielAisling, August 14th, 2011, 11:11 pm

Cages don't help. You just have to have a bunch of them and a crotchety old man standing guard with a shotgun. (It's the only reason we ever have any tomatoes.)

MarshmallowKitty, August 17th, 2011, 6:02 pm

I once woke up in the middle of winter to one of those fuckers on my bedroom window screen. I'd made the mistake of putting the suet cake feeder right outside the window, thinking it would be cool to wake up to the birds all winter.

Boy, was I wrong!

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