I will post a picture of it if I find it. Though I'm pretty sure what I had was called "Square Egg". I guess that means square egging was so popular that the market could bear two companies producing it (or someone thought it could).
Holy shit! I can't believe they still make those. "won't roll off your plate"...is this a wide-spread egg-issue? Are people passing on eggs because they roll off the plate? Do people not realize you can cut them in half? So many, many questions.
Ooh, velcro wall babysitting unit with memory foam padding, just to make sure they dont hurt their heads. And a bungee cord to attach to the ceiling so if they manage to push themselves off they don't fall, just bounce back to the wall.